I must be dead if you’re reading this. I wonder how I died? I suppose it doesn’t matter now, so here’s my death wish. I wish for all expressionless and drab socks to go away. Only vibrantly or violently colorful socks will remain. Nobody, not even the most serious CEOs, diplomats, heads of state, or the police will don black or gray socks. No more navy blue for the Navy’s admirals or army green for the Army’s generals. Maybe the world will take itself a little less seriously.
Tiffany Kajer Wright currently majors in English at George Mason University. She lives in DC, in a townhome where she and her husband serve the wishes of one cat.