All positions at mind-numbing and soul sucking jobs are suddenly filled by self-sufficient robots who want nothing more than to answer phones and serve up fast food. They work tirelessly, day and night, for free. The only people disappointed by the change are Hamburger University graduates.
Julie Michelle Rodriguez is a freelance writer, editor, and illustrator. She writes poetry and very short fiction at www.renegadeword.com.
Wish Tank 
Hope they also fetch the dry-cleaning š